Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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