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why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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