Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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