i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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