Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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