And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Be still, my beating vagina.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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