Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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