Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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