doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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