It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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