Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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