in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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