i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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