whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
