You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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