goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
