READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I want to walk on stilts...naked
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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