rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Everclear isn't food dammit
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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