OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We have started to decorate penises.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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