Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i just wanna soil my oats bro
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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