go do what you do best...puke behind churches
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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