This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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