I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Can you bring me the toilet please
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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