No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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