Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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