nut hugger
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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