Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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