Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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