I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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