if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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