By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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