I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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