i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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