i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
