I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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