So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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