Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can't turn off my feet"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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