He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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