are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My hand turned me down
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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