don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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