No awkward lesbian experiences without me
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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