I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We're too hungover to prance.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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