Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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