shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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