question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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