I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We’re leaving where are you
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