He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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