Whod you bang
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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