Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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