matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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