p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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